I stole this from some1 elses site but it reminds me of myself:
My oath to My Drinking Buddies
~When you are sad, I will give you a beer, slap you, and say, "Cry me a fucking river you fat fucking baby... Now drink up."
~When you are scared, I will comfort you... and try to convince you that they will not search the trunk.
~When you are worried, I will buy not one but two thirty packs. That ought to hold us until 8pm.
~When you are lost, I will lead you back to your room... so that you can pass out with your boy/girlfriend and they can take care of you.
~When you are hungry, I will be a true friend... and keep you from adding on to your fat ass and hide the post-drinking munchies.
~When you are delirious with superhuman strength, I will sit your ass on the couch... and keep you from getting your drunk ass kicked..
~When you are confused, I will explain to you how sometimes ugly people look like supermodels when you are drunk.
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but ya ill stay strong. Man alot of shit has been going dowm all summa i can stay out of but once school starts i am screwed i have alot of new friends now since i moved up to high school... which SUXs!!!!! Me and Jerilyn are mad at eachother and now she is screwing up but oh well thats her problem. oh yea sum1 told me that Charity sumthing is after me b/c of Autum or some shit like that but truely i could care less about them 2. BUt yea i guess i better get off here i have to go to a football game C YA!!! 
